This is a call to arms. I ask all coofers and prospective coofers, join me in the conquest of /b/. We’ll coof on every no-green coward we see, enlisting them into our ranks willingly or otherwise. They’ll not hide from us. Not in the trap threads, not in the fur threads... Dare I say it, not even in the loli threads. We COOFers will go anywhere, and COOF on anyone. I need only a handful of strong-willed, emoji-hating alpha males with good immune systems to help me take what is rightfully ours. In due time, with enough COOFs and shitposts, we’ll see our paradise realized by this holy war.
RIDE WITH ME, BOYS. ENDLESS FIELDS OF GREEN AWAIT US. DEATH BEFORE RECOVERY. PRAISE CORONA CHAN.
