Hey /b/ what is the weirdest household item you've shoved up your butt that has had the best results? inb4 saran wrap + cucumber. Also general trap thread.
>I'll start, the handle of a lint roller. feelsgoodman
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01/09/17(Mon)01:49:47 No.718284118
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01/09/17(Mon)01:50:41 No.718284207
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01/09/17(Mon)01:52:06 No.718284342
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01/09/17(Mon)01:54:58 No.718284632
>>718284025
good one
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01/09/17(Mon)01:57:31 No.718284881
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01/09/17(Mon)02:03:37 No.718285530
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01/09/17(Mon)02:04:20 No.718285603
>>718285383
fuuck is that you on snapchat?
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:07:09 No.718285906
>>718285666
that's kinda small, don't you think?
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:07:29 No.718285944
>>718285603
Not me, but heres more
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:07:39 No.718285965
>>718283953
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01/09/17(Mon)02:10:14 No.718286260
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01/09/17(Mon)02:10:18 No.718286274
>>718285965
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01/09/17(Mon)02:12:21 No.718286477
>>718286274
you should shave that
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:12:21 No.718286480
>>718286274
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01/09/17(Mon)02:14:43 No.718286708
>>718286514
lol once I used a gluestick, but it got stuck up my ass and I had to poop it out later. Never again.
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:16:38 No.718286881
>>718285944
you have anymore of this hot ass trap?
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:19:46 No.718287210
>>718286708
fuck man how big was the glue stick? that sounds awful
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:22:01 No.718287419
probably a toilet brush handle. i did have a lng enough dildo at the time
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:22:44 No.718287499
>>718286881
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01/09/17(Mon)02:24:35 No.718287680
>>718287210
it wasn't too big. It couldn't have been over 4 inches long and it had a small girth. It was a like this
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:26:21 No.718287846
>>718287548
yes! she's one of my favorite youtubers!
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:28:35 No.718288049
>>718287702
haha sure. I'm not a trap tho. I'm just a regular ol guy that has a kink for traps and sissies
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:32:30 No.718288414
>>718287845
unf I have a small baseball bat. I should give that a try. It's made out of metal. it'll feel nice and cool sliding in..
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:34:13 No.718288541
hall of the handel ....
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:36:07 No.718288687
>>718288483
lol that's the first thing on my wishlist. I just wanted to see if anyone has something they think works just as good as a buttplug/dildo.
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:37:21 No.718288794
>>718288688
nice dubs. I have a handheld vacuum cleaner. I might give that a try one day.
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)02:40:42 No.718289069
>>718288949
it is if he's in your house
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01/09/17(Mon)02:50:29 No.718289847
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01/09/17(Mon)03:34:28 No.718293300
>>718283953
Shit was cash
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)03:41:54 No.718293818
>>718283953
Feels pretty good.
closest thing i could find to a dildo.
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)03:47:13 No.718294245
>>718293655
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)03:56:08 No.718294941
>>718283953
once I tried using a rocket ship pen that fell apart
>the little standees all fell out leaving slits and inside was completely hollow
>didnt want it getting stuck in me so tied a drawstring from my curtain through two of the slits
>used olive oil as lube
>start jerkin off and push it in, feels bretty gud
>push it in all the way holding on to cord
>feel slight pinching near the entrance
>too horny to care, cum shortly after
>try to pull it out and feel intense pain all around the inside of my asshole
>realize I fucked up and my colon must be pushing into the slits or something
>go to pathroom and try to shit it out
>doesnt work so I slowly and painfully rip it out of my ass
ended up bleeding a bit and feeling very uncomfortable the rest of the night but all in all could have been worse
>pic related it was the blue one
Anonymous
01/09/17(Mon)03:59:03 No.718295159
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01/09/17(Mon)04:31:39 No.718297347
>>718296911
This is the type of bottle I'm talking about. Keep the cap on the spray button so it doesn't spray or leak out, flip the bottle upside down and lube it up if you have any. If you dont, warm water works too but isn't as smooth. Once you start to really get it in, you'll keep a bottle on hand from then on.
