Allright /b/, cave survival thread. Post ID or timestamp dubs decide what happens, trips, quads etc. may hold more mandate
>you wake up in a cave, and your bones are aching
>there's only so much light for you to see
>the cave must've collapsed and trapped you in, the rubble seems unstable
>you can barely see it, but there seems to be a way downward as well
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)04:18:55 No.824844406
>>824844205
>"OH THE ODOR", you whimper, as you struggle to hold your composure
>you must've been here for days, as it seems that your pantcrap has had the time to pulverize
>you also realize that you have a bad case of anal prolapse
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)04:21:26 No.824844511
dig and find an artifact from Thot Island
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)04:31:40 No.824844909
>>824844511
>the particles from your shit now mangles your brain
>suddenly you see a bright light buried below the soil
>like start digging like a crazed dog and lo' and behold, you find the upmost astounding treasure
>you try to hold your penis in check but it begins to throb, as if this was what it was made for
>you are at awe, perhaps this could double down as a lantern, you ponder
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)04:47:22 No.824845454
>>824845188
>you equip the artifact and go balls deep into the cave
>turns out that there's water down there, seems to be a 2 meter drop
>you can't hear a stream, but you could take a look if there's a way to stay dry anyways by peeking
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)04:58:11 No.824845808
>>824845529
>you take an acidic, bronze orange 'leak'
>you can feel the PH levels descend
>you also realize that there is no dry surfaces here
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)05:05:50 No.824846050
>>824845844
>the water is changing color, it's getting rather damp in h- OH GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT ABOMINACION?!?!
>you had been packing a bigger load than Mossad had been for Gaddafi
>in the far beyond, your semen shall bear fruit with the fish eggs of the coral reefs, and give rise to the seamen
>you are in pure bliss, and now you sail away to wherever the asstides take you
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)05:30:20 No.824846857
>>824846611
>as the cooming stops, your instincts guide you to the statue
>at this point the size has already decreased, but the statue is now capable of floating
>"ONTO A NEW VOYAGE!", you spout with eagerness pumping through your veins
>the sky is settled
>you see an erupting volcano in the horizon
>what's the course cap?
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)05:36:07 No.824847037
>>824846888
>HEREWEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)05:48:18 No.824847492
>you arrive at the volcano, seems to be an island, so a volcanoisland
>you dock the raft to the shore and start to explore your new surroundings
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)06:11:27 No.824848312
Anonymous
04/09/20(Thu)06:29:13 No.824848900
>>824848820
Ye just ate
>>824848433
>what a gorgeous sight
>it makes your dick throb again, even though you just unloaded two milktrucks worth of semen
>maybe it's time for a wank
>yap, the statue's preggos
>time to go for some game!
>you pick up a stick and a sharp stone, and weave a spear
>you also use the pantcrap from earlier as camouflage
