Congratulations, Faggot
You have been drafted into the /b/ Army. Here you are all equally worthless until you prove otherwise. Get to rolling before you are sent into /trash/
>Singles
A Private, huh? Might as well just be a nigger
>Dubs
Moving up in the world, huh Sergeant? Now go sage a trap thread
>Trips
Finally, someone worth a shit around here, Lieutenant. Have some tits
>Quads
Commander, welcome to YOUR Threadnaught to lead
>Quints
General, this is YOUR BOARD TO COMMAND!
NOW DROP AND GET ROLLING FAGGOTS
