To all of you traps/trans/femboy out there, how do I get one as a gf?
Any tips? They're so rare irl (living in a small city)
Met a few when I was going to Raves back in the day, but they were already taken.
Also what your takes on escorts? Should I jump the bridge or just find someone nice for a better experience?
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:27:56 No.944611462
>>944611216
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:28:51 No.944611482
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:30:08 No.944611515
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:31:06 No.944611535
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:31:54 No.944611559
>>944611535
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:37:40 No.944611782
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:41:05 No.944611863
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:47:22 No.944612108
soph
01/09/26(Fri)01:50:52 No.944612223
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:52:21 No.944612253
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:53:38 No.944612282
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:55:57 No.944612338
>>944610383
Every fourth post is cherry! It's a sign!
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:56:42 No.944612356
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)01:59:29 No.944612419
>>944612351
I've got a few (around 35, I think) I just have preferences, especially while warming up. I'll need to do a pic of all them at some point but it's hard to get em all in frame.
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)02:00:38 No.944612453
>>944612066
Lol we are too horny for our own good ~ Car sex would have been so hot like you have to do it in secret kinda. Okay goodnight Chatty I will be waiting for an update on your second date and want all the juicy details if you are willing to share :3 Sleep well!
>>944612077
I would say its still definitely worth a watch for sure! Gonna watch Bugonia sometime on the weekend too cause it also has been popular with audiences. What is "What a way to go" about?
>>944612082
Hey I don't make the health care rules, sorry you're gonna have to pay up unless you can think of another way to pay me? Oh god.. those shoes look fucking like some old folks home shit lol and there's a condom on it too XD Gee what comes at the end of February? Nah I have no idea.. >:)
HTA
01/09/26(Fri)02:00:38 No.944612454
LastThread
>>944611673 [Cali]
heheX3 wellls, I wuld still like to hear you read it Cali<3~I wana watch GravityFalls wituze :3~Well you need your beautysleep Cali, please make sleep your top priority if you can (and also Water of course :3).
>Well hold back on the baby talk please and your only allowed to stroke slowly for now, no cumming until later tonight understand?
YesMommmy<333~I Promise I won't cum I just feel so good righnoX3 so its hard to control myself, but no cumming from me but your booty is still on my mind uwu, I understand Cali <3
>Okay I'ma be honest the pics of the salmon do not look appealing.
Bu-butwhys;-; I promise that the Salmon tastes good Cali, I just am not that good at presenting food still...And yes I'm flipping early, because I don't want the skin to come off, but even under 5m it still comes off, so its probably a little bit of both but mostly early flipping which I usually do around 5m~So you're saying just to leave the Salmon alone? : O Its that simple? >~<
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:06:06 No.944612572
>>944612419
>35 dildos
soph
01/09/26(Fri)02:10:17 No.944612677
>>944612453
it’s about a girl who keeps marrying guys that end up getting rich and dying but it’s funny and there are some elaborate sets and pretty outfits. i like old movies cause they’re usually more campy and fun, but i’ll prob end up watching one battle after another eventually
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:12:46 No.944612727
>>944612653
abigailxo94 used to post here
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)02:17:45 No.944612830
>>944612454
Its cute that you care so much HTA and I do find it ironic that you of all people are telling me to drink water/sleep better heh ~ cause you're side of it is so fucked :P How is it still hard to control yourself have we not been doing this long enough for you to have some self control hmm? No cumming yet.
Yeah presentation has always been your weak point ~ Correct after oiling the pan, heating it up, do not touch the fish, let it cook on medium heat skin side down. Fight the urge the flip it early and the skin should crisp up nicely
>>944612499
Hmm I don't anon that sounds kinda gay.. would it not be gay? You wanna taste my spit?
>>944612627
I'm an expensive bitch aren't I? Wined and dined too please >:) Where would you take me?
Alternative would be insoles then right? Better than condom shoes making you look like a fool XD ~ I have no idea what's what could be so special about the end of February...nothing important right? Nahhhhh
>>944612677
Man I wanna marry a rich guy and wear pretty outfits lol ~ work sucks and I'm tired all the time from it :P
Did you watch the new Naked Gun? It was so stupid and campy but I haven't had a experience like that in a theatre in a long time
>>944612679
Does Tim have a fan club now O_o?
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:34:17 No.944613241
>>944613040
>>944612572
Some of the collection, more like 30 in total. Other toys ramp the number up hard tho.
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:35:40 No.944613269
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)02:39:08 No.944613353
>>944612929
Hold me tight and fuck me all night? Let's be gay together then <3 How would you do me?
>>944612977
Oh godammit Tim LOL Gonna go to clown college now and do a McDonalds set, hope they don't mind me being half naked and cumming on McNuggies XD probably not the worst thing they've seen
Good plan, see if she notices after a while and by that notion does she have to wear them too? You're gonna have to mind me cause otherwise I'm not gonna do a dam thing since.. its not a special month or anything >:)
>>944613085
Goodnight Soph nice chatting tonight, sweet dreams!
>>944613131
Dam I'm surprised people actually saw the dickpic since he deleted it soooo fast lol So you're a fan of Tim's dick then? Hehehe
HTA
01/09/26(Fri)02:48:29 No.944613545
>>944612830
Awww<3 thanks Cali, but its not that fucked ;3 I have improved it somewhat at least X3 and the water could use improving, ngl, but I'm working on it I swears >~<
And ye-yes MommmyCali I have self-control, you're jusjust so prettys Mommmy @W@ and I wulvs you <3~
>Yeah presentation has always been your weak point
How should I work on that Cali : O and okis <3 I'll try that exactly, next time I cook Salmon, and show the results :3~Also Cali, have you seen the movie HIM at all? I know you hate Sports, but you might like it? It is a scary movie tho, and also have you played Darktide? I've been playing a lot recently, because my Fren said to get it during the sale and its been a blast!
Tim
01/09/26(Fri)02:50:38 No.944613589
>>944613353
If i find a tomato on the burger im going to punish you. i know she's already wearing the nonslips. she'll probably be too busy smoking once an hour to notice lol. here's something to jog your memory and what are you 2 talking about my dick for?
KitKat
01/09/26(Fri)02:50:43 No.944613590
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)02:56:04 No.944613705
The thoughts are getting toe but I gotta sleep for now, gn thread.
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)03:04:31 No.944613871
>>944613414
Mmm I love it when my ass is squeezed and spanked too <3 Fuck my tight little ass as much as you want, make my cock leak and beg you to let me cum.. will you creampie me for give me a facial anon?
>>944613415
That's pretty gay, saving the pic of another man's cock.. wait a sec I'm gay too.. shit
>>944613545
Oh right I just realized I should have still asked for a water report during the challenge lol Well I hope you've been working on it but has it actually improved at all you think? Regardless you are allowed to cum now. Go ahead jerk off that pathetic useless cock of yours and feel good for me >:) You wanna make a big cummy mess right?
Literally use your eyes HTA don't just throw it onto a plate, take some time and care to put things nicely around it. I heard HIM was hot garbage tonally and was all over the place, not interested. Nope never played Darktide before
>>944613589
I can't even think of a burger at McDonalds that has tomatoes lol God smokers having to take breaks just to smoke is so dumb. Do I have to cum on a cake again Tim...
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)03:10:13 No.944613991
>>944613917
Daddy please fuck me. Daddy I want your cock deep inside my slutty femboy ass and your cum all over me. Please can I have it? I've been a good boy I swear.. I've even swallow all your cum if it pleases you <3
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)03:29:52 No.944614341
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)03:29:58 No.944614343
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)03:32:50 No.944614379
HTA
01/09/26(Fri)03:35:59 No.944614426
>>944613871
HNGGGX3 Thank You Cali! XD I am so happy that I got to cum^^ now I can think more clearly @@ I hope that my coom is satisfying to you <3 I made a huge mess, and most of it got onto my hands XD it feel so good Cali, I wana make more messies for you <3~
>Oh right I just realized I should have still asked for a water report during the challenge lol
Well speaking of that~Going forward, what would you say counts as water : O the size of it? Like just take a sip or a 2 wouldn't count right? Do you want me to drink a full glass everytime I cum >~<?...And kinda, but not a whole whole lot, because I still have a Soda Addiction I can't seem to itch, but me workingout has been better, and I've been trying to stay consistent with that.
>Literally use your eyes HTA don't just throw it onto a plate, take some time and care to put things nicely around it.
okis>~< I'll try too Cali, and are you sure HIM is bad? It looks interesting to me. I think that SportsFans can be really weird, so it looks interesting to me because it basically says that people treat Sports like a Religion~You should tryout Darktide sometime Cali :P its not much if you ever want to check it out.
Cali
01/09/26(Fri)03:40:20 No.944614495
>>944614033
Wait do you not like ketchup either? Start smoking so you can fuck off during your shift for random amounts of time too? Joking don't smoke, its gross :P Cum on the card, got it!
Nah I haven't played much but I did finish the rest of the emotion island yesterday. The last boss was doing some pain and when it had like 10 shields I was like "fuck....oh wait Maelle LOL" Anyways I gotta sleep now!
>>944614426
As always you better have licked that screen clean of your cum like a good slut, none of it goes to waste. Literally just a single glass of water if not more HTA and a soda addiction is concerning :P Well if you are interested in the movie why does my opinion stop you from watching it? Just watch it if you want too, people have different tastes and its just not a movie for me. Anyways I hope you beating your meat felt good tonight to dumb fuck, I gotta sleep! Goodnight <3
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LAST POST sleepy time, Cali signing off
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)03:45:30 No.944614575
>>944611501
HTA
01/09/26(Fri)04:07:44 No.944614988
>>944614495
I did Cali I Promise*HUG*<3 I'm sorry for taking a while to respond, I'm eatan ;3 and none of its going to waste <3~
And oki :3 sounds good Cali, and from now on if I don't drink 1 glass of water it doesn't count~And yeah, I need to have better self-control, but at least I use a straw, so my teeth are safe :P and oki Cali sounds good, I'll probably watch it soon, have a goodnight Cali ILU, cya next time and have sweet dreams *XOXO*<333 also don't get sick silly*HUG*<3
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)04:08:44 No.944615004
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)04:29:01 No.944615321
>>944613241
I'd be terrified walking into that room until 2x4 connects with skull. Imagine the people that have to get rid of our dildos when we die. Certainly not something you hear about or a little story that gets passed down. "We had to clean out grandma's house and she had a huge purple horse cock in her underwear drawer"
I'm a horny attention seeking sissy slut. Tell me your thoughts - I like it rude :3
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)08:45:38 No.944619180
hey thread
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:10:19 No.944619613
>>944619497
sure
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:21:42 No.944619828
>>944619270
Always
I think people prefer troons to twinks tbh. Nobody actually enjoys big dicks and stomachs
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:24:40 No.944619882
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:30:49 No.944619993
>>944619849
You do? That weirdly makes me happy people enjoy it
>>944619859
Nah I’ve been up a while
>>944619910
>>944619923
Finnnne.. you guys never let me have any fun :(
>>944619939
Medium dick meta lol
>>944619973
Yeah sure dork
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:36:51 No.944620124
>>944620069
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:40:05 No.944620186
>>944620019
Lol I have no idea how I select what pic to post, I have a folder on my phone and spin it like a roulette
>>944620036
Lol I don’t really come here to fap, I just like the admiration I guess
>>944620095
It’d be too much effort hiding a medium dick nowadays. When skinny jeans were in fashion it was a pain even hiding what I’ve got lol
>>944620124
Dumbass lol
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:43:53 No.944620264
Brats are made for leashing and using like toys.
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:44:01 No.944620273
>>944620239
I'll help
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:46:36 No.944620318
>>944619270
two and a half years
no boob
:(
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:49:02 No.944620647
>>944620239
Boob
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:51:22 No.944620691
>>944620319
Booty
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)09:52:08 No.944620706
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)09:54:16 No.944620768
>>944620270
Lmao I mean, depending on the chat I can get a bit worked up and end up getting out my vibe but I’m be permanently gooning if it was all the time I was here!
>>944620303
I mean.. it has got easier for sure
>>944620664
Don’t think I have that lol guess I’ll give it a go at some point
>>944620670
<3 it’s sensitive in a good way
Hearts
01/09/26(Fri)10:06:17 No.944621014
>>944620884
I think initially if I haven’t touched my nipples in a while they are way more sensitive but as they are touched and massaged it turns into a lower hum of an ache. Dick is just consistently sensitive though
>>944620872
I dunno some misogyny or forced feminization dommy crap but nobody really does that kinda thing anymore lol I’m really cringe lmao
>>944620794
Tempting but I’m a lazy bitch today
>>944620916
I don’t think I’ve ever posted audio here, I usually charge extra on OF for the moans cus I find it way more embarrassing for some reason
>>944620966
Stuffin’ me propa gud m8, carry on
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)10:08:20 No.944621045
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)10:10:23 No.944621089
KitKat
01/09/26(Fri)10:12:52 No.944621143
>>944613630
Too late?
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)10:19:22 No.944621312
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)11:00:15 No.944622303
>Uhm, Zhang, what do you think you're doing?
>No, you don't have any "BYC" to speak of with which you could satisfy my problematically racist white wife.
>On the contrary, your tiny yellow pecker would not even make my aryan whore of a chudwife bleed let alone give her non-white passing bastard children she and I deserve for being settler colonialists.
>I don't care that you prepared a playlist "Deep Cuts of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma + Loveless with Touched Excluded," that's not the crucial thing here evendoe it would be a considerable enhancement for a proper breeding session.
>Go contemplate your inadequacy to the chastity corner and put on some Aphex Twin - Stone in Focus while you do that.
KitKat
01/09/26(Fri)11:03:14 No.944622376
>>944622041
Suree
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)11:03:56 No.944622398
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)11:06:07 No.944622454
KitKat
01/09/26(Fri)11:07:21 No.944622481
>>944622416
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)11:23:44 No.944622855
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)11:24:14 No.944622868
>>944622478
>>944622593
hehe hi again :p eat your fill of my boi came
>>944622476
>>944622533