no seriously. what the actual f***.
be me, 33, NEET, live in mom’s basement (duh), still a virgin (obviously), and i’ve come to terms with that. but lately i’ve been spiraling because i started measuring my dick again for the first time since like 2017 and... it’s smaller. like actually smaller. not even joking.
soft? literal acorn. not even funny, like i laughed once and then cried.
hard? MAYBE 3.2 inches on a good day with ideal lighting, perfect temp, and at least 3 days of nofap. if i’m dehydrated or it’s cold? it turtles so far in i might as well identify as a fing ken doll.
i've seen bigger clits in shemale threads. yes i watch traps. no i’m not gay. don’t fing ask.
and I know it's not genes because I accidentally saw my dad's dick and he's average. God just fucking hates me. Should I rope?
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)09:00:44 No.941087952
I'd cum on it. It's cute. Learn to love yourself.
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)09:02:39 No.941087998
I'd also let you put it in this. So it's not like you can't get a nice fat ass or something lmao.
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)09:21:38 No.941088462
>>941088173
Good boy. I'd bounce on that tongue until I'm completely lubed with your drool. <3
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)09:58:54 No.941089674
>>941088864
Shhh…lay back and let mommy ride that face and drag her fat balls up and down it~
Suuuuch a good boy.
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)10:08:07 No.941090003
>>941089845
That sucks anon. But at least you’re in college trying to improve yourself and set a goal. That’s good. Here’s my morning wood today
Anonymous
10/13/25(Mon)10:09:24 No.941090042
>>941087862
My gf thinks small ones are cute. She'll let you put it here.